Friday, March 30, 2007

Entry for March 30, 2007

From Vanity's blog

Top 10 Rejection Lines

Given By Women (and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It's that male perspective thing)


In response ... The male perspective on the same issue

Top 10 Rejection Lines

Given By Men (and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)


4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (You're unbelievably ugly.)


9 comments:

  1. oooooooooooooh, that's meeeeeeeeeeeean!

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  2. Who (guys) has that many chances to say that actually, hehehe? Luu Duc Hoa?

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  3. Trong trường hợp kể trên, não bộ đàn bà vận động hơn nhiều hơn não đàn ông một cách rất đáng kể ;)

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  4. So, men are simpler than women :P

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  5. @Linh: "So, men are simpler than women". Do you read Dave Barry, the humorist? Here's an excerpt from his book "Dave Barry's Guide to Guys", on the differences between men and women, like what you said. You may find it funny.
    http://homepage.eircom.net/~odyssey/Quotes/Modern_World/Dbr.html

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  6. @Linh: tuyệt vọng cho đàn bà ở chỗ trường hợp trên chỉ thuộc lĩnh vực tình cảm chứ không phải ở các lĩnh vực cao siêu khác, những nơi đa phần đàn ông chiếm lĩnh trận địa. ;)

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  7. How about "long distance relationship would never work"?

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  8. @Sweetie: Yeah, definitely. This is No 1 rejection line for many people.

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  9. =)) hahahahahaha =)) cháu đang cười bò ra

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