| | The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master
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While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet |
Hi hi lúc buon ngu da take cai test nay. Kinda funny.
ReplyDeleteThis is me (or supposed to be me :-D )
The Window Shopper (man, I love shopping)
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper (frankly "romance" is not really my word).
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age (hum, fair, okay then), and there'll be much more to come (He he waiting with impatience).
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes (hic). Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns (hum, sounds scary hein).
Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.
BEWARE: The Hornivore
CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy, The Boy Next Door
I am a Sonnet ;)
ReplyDeleteI am so romantic, so gentle, don't you see, hehe :D
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I don't believe today20 can be obsessed with a guy :P.
Mine is so so so ...
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Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)
Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart (hehe), you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now (sooo true!!!). You know what is? Crotches.
You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
Deliberate Brutal Love Master
If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them (hic hic). Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will (Oh yeah!).
When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Pris
Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah
Hic, cai "Deliberate Brutal Love Master" la description cho "my exact opposite", not me at all :D Forgot to cut and paste it to the end.
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